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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Bahaya Buta IT...

Suatu hari Castello telah menelepon satu kedai komputer. Operator telepon tu pulak cakap "London" jadi dia pun terpaksalah cakap gak:

Din: Maju Mundur computer store. Can I help you Sir?

Castello: Thanks, I'm setting up a small office and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

Din: Apple Mac?

Castello: No, I wanna buy a computer not an apple.

Din: Your computer?

Castello: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

Din: Apple Mac?

Castello: No, a computer one.

Din: So you wanna buy computer with Windows?

Castello: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

Din: The nice wallpaper, Sir.

Castello: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and its software.

Din: You mean software for Windows, sir?

Castello: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals and so on. What do you have?

Din: Office.

Castello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

Dinn: I just did.

Castello: Just did what?

Din: Recommend something.

Castello: You recommended something?

Din: Sure.

Castello: Oh, what did you recommend for my office?

Din: Office with Windows.

Castello: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

Din: Word, sir.

Castello: What word?

Din: Word in office.

Castello: The only word in office is office

Din: The Word in Office for Windows.

Castello: Which word in office for windows?

Din: "W" icon in computer, Sir.

Castello: Ok, I wanna buy computer with that "W" icon.

Few Days Later...

Din: Maju Mundur computer store. Can I help you Sir?

Castello: How do I turn my computer off?

Din: Click on "START" ...

Castello: No, I wanna turn off, not start.

Din:....

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